We weren't born with a name, we were given a name. A hedgehog doesn't have a name. It's just a nameless thing with a handful of flesh and skin and a beating heart. A hedgehog doesn't even know it doesn't have a name.
Some days it'll be really nice to just amble into a corner and sit quietly and not have to listen or try or make idle 'social' chit-chat. It's a shame that luxury doesn't exist.