We weren't born with a name, we were given a name. A hedgehog doesn't have a name. It's just a nameless thing with a handful of flesh and skin and a beating heart. A hedgehog doesn't even know it doesn't have a name.
I think, I need a shag. A shag will set everything straight and proper. Yes. A good shag always makes everything right. Nothing like a good shag. *nods affirmatively in all seriousness*
