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Saturday, July 21, 2007
 
At the behest of Shamaine, this sucker just got tagged as well. Here's what I want, and I'm gona work my ass off for many of these things, but here goes!

Things I want but will never get in this lifetime:

1. to win a Oscar
2. to be Dionysus in The Bacchae
3. to be Hamlet
4. to be Lady Macbeth
5. to play Macbeth
6. to play Richard III
7. to be in Waiting for Godot
8. to marry Rob Thomas
9. to marry Hugh Laurie
10. to be a jazz singer
11. to be a jazz pianist
12. to play Ulla in The Producers on Broadway
13. to play Mimi, Joanne or Maureen in RENT on Broadway
14. to be the CEO of a huge international company
15. to be endorsed by all the big fashion houses
16. to be Karl Lagerfeld's muse
17. to be Marc Jacobs' muse
18. to own a yatch
19. to have a beautiful beach house with my own private part of the beach
20. to stop wars
21. to end all famine
22. to find a way to stop global warming
23. to tell Hitler he was fucked
24. to be a master of accents
25. to be internationally acclaimed as an actor
26. to marry a rich lovely faithful man who treats me like a princess
27. to start a theatre company which will become internationally recognised and be Artistic Director and have people running the company for me, and cast myself in the shows, which will tour to all the festivals in the world
28. to be part of the Royal Shakespeare Company
29. to train in all the acting methods and techniques
30. to be the next Audrey Hepburn
31. to understand how politics works and play a pivotal role in it
32. to live in every country in Europe
33. to perform at the Epidaurus in the summer theatre festival in Athens
34. to master Latin and ancient Greek
35. to scale all the mountains of the world
36. to own a Maserati Granturismo, an Aston Martin DBS Roadster, a Bentley Flying Spur, a BMW M6, BMW M5, Mercedes CLK
37. to read every single novel that changed the world
38. to read the biographies of all the people who have changed the world
39. to read every single play written and have them stored in my brain
40. to be intimately familiar with the life and works of all major playwrights
41. to be able to write beautiful plays
42. to play Hedda in Hedda Gabbler on Broadway
43. to be added to history's list of 'Women who changed the World'
44. to be a size 6 model
45. to be abso-disgustingly-lutely filthy rich
46. to act alongside Sir Ian Mckellen
47. to act alongside Meryl Streep
48. to be in the main cast of a long term running sitcom
49. to own every single piece of Cartier, Bvlgari and Lara Bohinc jewelry
50. to save marine life from capitalist fishermen
51. to stop water and air pollution
52. to be a female soccer player for Singapore
53. to become Dame Daphne Quah
54. to be an ambassador for Singapore and live in Europe
55. to be part of the Spiegeltent touring cast
56. to be a marvelous dancer, especially jazz dance, tap dance, swing, and some funk
57. to be the drummer for a jazz band
58. to be a newscaster
59. to play Agave in The Bacchae
60. to play Clytemnestra in Agamemnon
61. to play Medea
62. to read the entire Bible
63. to enjoy going to church regularly
64. to sing like an angel

I think that's it for now, I'm starting to get depressed. eheheheh This is for you Maine!!!! You're the star of the sitcom in my eccentric mind!

 

 
   
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