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Wednesday, March 15, 2006
'This room doesn't have very good ventilation, does it?' Whilst fanning his script vigorously to a corner of the room.
'Why?'
'I had a fart.'
MacBurnie standing quietly in a corner of the room while everyone is standing in a circle in the middle.
'What're you doing MacBurnie?'
'Sshhh, wait, I need to fart.'
'Why is it that people can talk about burping but they get all embarrassed when it comes to farting?? They're both the same thing, it's just the body needing to get rid of air from the stomach.'
'Sometimes I get really excited after I've taken a dump and I tell my friends about it.'
Isn't it beautiful how these people can be so open about such normal everyday happenings? I personally think it's amazing that people can be so comfortable with their bodies they can talk about it without getting all red-faced. It's only normal, everyone burps; farts; shits. Even the Queen, or Rob Thomas, so why the embarrassment? You'll hardly find any Asians like that.
On the other hand, MacBurnie and his 'I had the wildest group orgy over the weekend', 'Oh my God, this threesome i had at this party was simply amazing' and 'You and I are so gonna fuck before this play ends' is another story altogether. But all in all, I'm loving this group of people. We're barely two rehearsals in and already the girls are gossiping about the sexual tensions igniting the rehearsal room. But hey, put in 4 girls, 4 guys, a play about love and sex, with half of the cast and the director from performing arts, and what else do you expect to get? A silent peaceful demonstration against global warming? I hardly think so.
I love MacBurnie, I love how he's so candid about everything. He says what he thinks. He's not gonna pretend he's all nice and charming just to get in your pants, he'll just tell you straight that he wants to get in your pants and when's a good time for you. Nothing's taboo with this guy, I love it. 'Hey I'll grab your number after rehearsal and I can give you a booty call.'
'Sorry, I've got sweaty palms.''That's okie, less friction, makes it easier to slide up and down.''She's absolutely gagging for it.' 'Yeah MacBurnie wants to fuck everything.'
'When I die, I wanna come back as a rollar coaster, and lots of people would be queueing up to ride me.'
I love this guy.
Did I mention that it says in the script that we're supposed to pash passionately in one scene? How exciting!
'Sorry, didn't mean to grab your hand that hard.'
'No, don't worry bout it. It was actually quite a turn on.'
Jenni makes an amused/disturbed face. 'Really?'
'Naw, just kidding.'
'Oh, how disappointing.'
'Yeah, it did turn me me on, a little.'
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