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Friday, August 13, 2004
100 things i want in a man
1. he's gotta be darn handy with computers cuz i am shit with technology
2. he must remain silent when i'm watching tv and only talk durin commercials
3. he should leave me alone when i'm chattin to friends online
4. he's gotta as much humour as i do, maybe even more....
5. .... preferably british wit, or french bitchiness.....
6. he has to appreciate art and theatre...
7. .. and earn enough to upkeep us cuz i'll earn nuts in theatre
8. he has to like the same kinda music as i do, no doop-doop music, no trance, no techno.......
9. he has to agree elvis is the king; cake is fantabulous; rob thomas is hell-sexy; swing is a-pumping; rock&roll is legendary; jazz is groovy; blues is wonderful; oldies are the best, and music is the best thing since sliced bread
10. he has to have a car......
11. ......and preferable me one too..... (a pt cruiser would be nothing short of perfect)...
12. .... bentley, rolls royce, maserati, mg, aston martin, bmw, mercedes, volvo, jeep, alfa romeo or a jaguar would suffice too.......
13. he's gotta love blasting music in his car(and mine) and singing along like it's 1999
14. he's gotta enjoy reading, mostly lit......
15. i'll hit him over e head if he reads only trashy stuff
16. he can't have bad breath......
17. he has to able to dress fashionably but not a lemming..
18. .... preferably know all e ppl in club21 and get us discounts.....
19. buy me tiffany, cartier and bvlgari jewelry like it's free.....
20. .... and not gripe about it
21. he should buy me the stuff i like.....
22. he can't have oily hair.....
23. he should be well groomed, yet not a prat...
24. and be able to get down and dirty and muddy in e field
25. he should never think woman can't drive.....
26. .... and admit that i set a good example....
27. he's gotta be able to appreciate shakespeare, dostoyevsky and beckett......
28. and worship words as the most powerful weapon a man can have
29. we shall have name-calling and bitchy insulting fights.....
30. ....... and also playfights where we pin each other down and declare e other a weakling
31. he has to thrill me with his mind.......
32. ........ and with his body....
33. we'll play sports together and he doesn't think im inferior cuz im a female
34. we should both cook together...
35. .... and clean up together.........
36. ...... and do the housework together.......
37. he has to love his car as much as i love mine
38. he can't be a reality tv nut
39. he's gotta have an open mind......
40. ....... and think out of the box........
41. ........ and accept radical ideas.......
42. ... but not be a rebel without a cause
43. he has to able to dance........
44. ...... and not look queer doing it.....
45. he should be able to converse in dialect with me....
46. .... and preferably coach me too....
47. he's gotta be understanding of me
48. and faithful.....
49. and trust me with all his heart
50. and make me to trust him with mine
51. he shouldn't be afraid to love..........
52. ..... and convince me to do the same
53. he should appreciate what i do......
54. ... and not belittle it
55. he should love queer people as i do
56. he should embrace that people are different
57. he should never regret anything he's done
58. he should live everyday like it's his last
59. he has to believe in 'carpe diem'.......
60. ....... and act on it
61. he has to appreciate and watch arthouse films with me.......
62. ......and discourse with me after
63. he should treat his mobile phone dearly....
64. he shall not be a slave to technology
65. he has to appreciate nature
66. he should be taller than me by at least half a head
67. he should have a broad build so we'll look nice together
68. he should like materialistic things and indulge......
69. .... yet at the same time not be engulfed by it.....
70. ......and be ready to let go of it all when the time calls for it
71. he should preferably be a christian, and believe in God
72. he has to make me feel loved....
73. ..... and special.......
74. .... and mean it.......
75. he's gotta b special, to me
76. he shouldn't be a conformist, and have his own thoughts and not be afraid to voice them
77. he has to love his parents....
78. ... and mine.....
79. and his siblings........
80. ......... and mine.......
81. he should have a bunch of fun friends whom i can hang out with and be comfortable and are not chauvinistic pigs
82. he should be able to hang out with my friends too
83. and understand that i need my space.....
84. ... and sometimes i just want to spend alone-time with myself
85. he should never whine
86. he should look on the bright side of things
87. he should be a happy person, but not himbotic, but ditzy at times is fun.......
88. he should not be afraid of affection
89. he shouldn't be afraid to speak his mind...
90. .. but he's got to know how to euphemise things
91. he should always put things back to their places.....
92. he should be advanturous
93. he should be outgoing
94. he's got soulful eyes
95. .... and a toned bod
96. he should have a sweet tooth....
97. ..... and desire alcohol too.....
98. ...... but not a member of AA.....
99. he should never judge me
100. .....and never say anything he doesn't mean
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