fag hag

i've concluded that there're three types of gays..........
1. guys that are simply more femimine in behaviour and decide that they like the female species so much they wanna be part of it
2. guys that have gone thru traumatic experiences with the female species in the past/growing up that it has had an impacting effect on their outlook on the females species and their sexuality as they grow to fear females
3. guys that have indeflatable egos and are total divas and simply love themselves so much that they adore anything that vaguely resembles themselves

did i miss out anything?