Thought Of The Day
can dogs trip like humans do?

pardon me, but i have tried gazillions unsuccessful times to try and trip my dog but it just doesn't work............ he either just walks over it casualy or knocks into it and clumbers over it.............. so even if he does knock into it and that particular leg gets out of sync with the rest and that particular limb loses its balance, he's still got three other legs to balance on right? unlike humans who can't balance on one leg, they can balance on three........ else there'd be streets and back alleys littered with falling dogs...... that'll be a laugh......... ***conjures up image in mind and can't stop laughing and hooting*** ................ so i have concluded that dogs, giraffes, and other four-legged animals cannot trip........ and fall........ unless they're dying lah....... cuz in that case, anyone or anything will fall regardless of whether they're tripped or not... they just do...............

speaking of dogs............... my dog was just trying to swallow my lil bro's pet turtles............. ***evil laugh***
and speaking of lil bros........... i'm supposed to watch lord of e rings w my lil bro tomoro....... ***evil look***
and speaking of lord of e ........................... ***shut up daphne***
sorry, she tends to like to engage in lil monologues of these sorts when the earth doesn't spin on its usual axis....... oh don't let the quiet rotation and fact that we can't feel the earth spin fool you........... it actually does.... oooooohhh..............
anyway, away from daphne's alter ego, who was at kerri's place yesterday and conversing with kerri's headphones, microphone and unplugged telephone, daphne has TWO NEW CHARMING TURTLES!!~!~! i don't care what they say, they're turtles, not terrapins...... least that's what they are to me......... no accepting any arguments on that.......... they're really cute and adorable and endearing and fascinating and smart and energetic and enthusiastic and small......... climbing everywhere (well...... they attempt to climb everywhere) which makes them all the more cute and adorable and endearing and fascinating and .....................
so e current standing is 1daphne, 3turtles......... with a lil bro who got himself two turtles too, trying to emulate daphne and wanting to trade one of e turtles with daphne but daphne adamently refused cuz she liked that lil turtle very much as she had her eyes on him every sinec she saw him and i think this is getting to sound pretty freaky and perverse so daphne shall shut up.

and daphne has a henna butterfly tattoo on her left ankle........ but it's kinda too large......... AHHAhaH~!!~!~................ ANYWAY.......... moving on...........

an excerpt from the conversation (with kerri's headphones, microphone and unplugged phone)
daphne: mike test, test one, test two, HEllo!!~!~!
microphone: (wire sags)
headphones: ***static from wire sagging***
daphne(wearing e heaphones): ouch!
unplugged phone: .........
daphne: HELLO!!!~!
silence
daphne:HELLO!!!~!
silence continues after being broken

now i finally understand how kids feel when they're playing masak-masak and with barbie dolls and evrything............... making one stuffed bear talk to the stuffed giraffe......... except in my case the bear was the microphone and the giraffe was the phone....... kerri can vouch for me.......... she witnessed the whole 'reliving' of fun......... kids have the most fun man i swear...............

anyway!~~!
just realised 'place' is just one letter short of 'palace'......... interesting isn't it? how a palace is place itself, except that a 'palace' is a 'place' with something more, one more alphabet, and also with more royalty and grandeur................ langauge is really fascinating isn't it?

anyway, i realise my mental activity nowadays is really getting limp........ i'm not thinking......... and i'm lazy to.......... cuz i dun wanna activate it..... cuz i want something to comg along and set it off but nothing's coming along and i'm lazy toi look for a catalyst myself........... so i'm just gonna rot and die and melt and deface............ see....... i dun even make sense anymore.... not that i ever did, taking into consideration headphones, microphone and unplugged phone.......... and guess what??
a line just popped off e top of my head...... eheheh "i'm crum"............ guess why that came up in the firstn place? it's e 64-million dollar question....... any takers? well...... it's cuz i was trying to rhyme............. AHHAhah!~~~!!
some poet i am eh? ehehehe

rub-a-dub-duck!~